WE HAVE CREVICES!
I was going to post the video and then caught myself, realising I was passing around the advertising. So I'll just link it, which is entirely different (not)
I mean, watch the video. This is the real voice over.
"See this!?? THIS!?? WE PUT A CREVICE THERE!!!! And that? That!? WE PUT A CREVICE THERE AS WELLS!!!!!1!!!"
$60 at a retailer near you. And buy our newest sparkle pony....NOW WITH A CREVICE IN IT!!!!1!!!
Crevices! Because an absence in the ground makes for content, not a hole!
I think the rest would be better if a guy with a ripped shirt, a chick and a plucky little kid hid in the mouth of a cave while two slightly badly animated dinosaurs had an awesome fight. Because B movie is good when you embrace it, rather than try and pretend it's something bigger.